Blow Out the Candle When You Leave

by Kevin Pettway

Misplaced Mercenaries:

Blow Out the Candle When You Leave

Book: 2

Firefly meets Princess Bride in this quick-paced and quick-witted fantasy adventure.

Ex-mercenaries Keane and Sarah struggle to keep their heads above water in the roles of snarky pretender-king and sorceress-in-training for the kingdom of Greenshade—which alone would make it a good day.

But good days are clearly for better people.

As the nations of the Thirteen Kingdoms line up against them, assassins stalk the castle halls with hidden daggers and deadly salted fish. The only weapons Sarah and Keane can count on are each other and the few friends they’ve made, none of whom are safe.

While Keane must triumph over the literal enemies at the gate, Sarah must win the support of foreign leaders to their cause. If either fails, Greenshade collapses to the evil empire of Tyrrane. And everyone and everything they care about, including their own skins, will be utterly destroyed.

Will our heroes’ efforts to foil enemy plots and pry allies out of the countryside succeed, or stretch them past the breaking point?

Find out now.


“This is my kind of fantasy. Irreverent, let’s call it.” —Eric Flint

About the Author: Kevin Pettway

Kevin Pettway is a long-time fan of good fantasy as well as a smartass. He has brought together these two burning passions to create the Misplaced Mercenaries series, the first of which you now hold in your hand. Or are reading digitally. No one is telling you how to live.
Kevin lives in Florida with his wife of twenty-six years and two ridonkulously cuddly dogs, where too much of his time is spent wondering if he will someday be introduced to the world as “Florida Man.”

You can find Kevin on FaceBook, Instagram, or his own website at Fair warning, he is a smartass there, too.

Books by Kevin Pettway